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<p>Lukeasmit: /* Jokes to share with friends */Fixed typo</p> <hr /> <div>== Jokes to share with friends ==<br /> Q: What goes up and down but does not move?<br /> <br /> A: Stairs <br /> <br /> Q: What did one wall say to the other wall? <br /> <br /> A: I will meet you at the corner. <br /> <br /> Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? <br /> <br /> A: A towel.<br /> <br /> Q: Why do bicycles fall over? <br /> <br /> A: Because they are two-tired!<br /> <br /> Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day? <br /> <br /> A: So they can fight knights! <br /> <br /> Q: What part of the car is the laziest? <br /> <br /> A: The wheels, because they are always tired! <br /> <br /> Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope? <br /> <br /> A: Stick with me and we will go places! <br /> <br /> Q: Why was everyone so tired on April 1st? <br /> <br /> A: They had just finished a March of 31 days. <br /> <br /> Q: Which hand is it better to write with? <br /> <br /> A: Neither, it's best to write with a pen! <br /> <br /> Q: Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space? <br /> <br /> A: He wanted to find Pluto! <br /> <br /> Q: What has four wheels and flies? <br /> <br /> A: A garbage truck! <br /> <br /> Q: What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive? <br /> <br /> A: A minnie van! <br /> <br /> Q: Why do you go to bed every night? <br /> <br /> A: Because the bed won't come to you!</div>

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