Member profile
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Location
Pretoria - Gauteng - South Africa
Last login date
May 9, 2007, 10:07 AM
About
I’m a multidimensional character, and I’m often seen attempting feats of amazing proportions. I’m prominent member of the society, and I help grannies cross the road. I play scrabble and use all the x’s. I can sneeze without blinking .I can consume vast amounts of Danish pastry on demand.
Fashion critics admire my trendy line of spandex eveningwear. My name appears in various misprinted editions of the guinness book of records. I have created fashionable knitwear using only my teeth. I challenge monks to week long games of twister
But I have not yet learnt how to speak French or German
